| Member | Holes won | Back | Points |
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Win a hole and you and your partner each take a point. Halve it and everybody takes a half, which is the golf equivalent of a participation trophy but we are keeping it. Top of the Rock is nine holes, so its holes count double and all three partnerships are worth the same eighteen points. Fifty-four on the table, and one of you is going to spend the drive back to Springfield explaining why the format was unfair.